Recent Henryisms

When I was visiting him in his classroom and tried to kiss his cheek: "Mom, you can't do that! You're humiliating me!"

When deciding which necklace to put on his Astros Bobblehead Doll: "Yes, this one. You look much more attractive that way."

When having a light saber fight with Aunt Leslie: "I am very disappointed in your Jedi skills."

I think he must be reading the dictionary after he goes to bed at night!