Henry-isms...the funny things he says

Below is a compilation of some of the hilarious things Henry has said to me over time.

Trying to sound grown up and responsible, when discussing whether I should meet him for lunch one day: Well, it's my school, so it's my decision. I will think about it and let you know.

While sitting on the potty: Mommy, isn't it hard to live without a penis?

One of his favorite new jokes: What do you call 50 rats in the dark? Scary!

Combing his hair and trying to deal with a few that were sticking up in the back: It's okay mama, they are just my antennas.

After having a meltdown about brushing his teeth: It's hard to be 5. I think it's going to be even harder to be 15. (You and me both, buddy!)

When he was younger, a crocodile was a crocodiddle. A shortcut was a cut-short.

Going in field service is "ringing dingbells".